lemonyandbeatrice: when white guys are like “man I wanna kiss a black girl and taste that sweet chocolate” I just wanna go oh yes I taste like chocolate I’m so glad you recognize that and mmmm I wanna taste you too. can’t wait for the taste of baking powder and oppression. Del! Wasn’t expecting that ending. Too good.
Reblog if you're Jamaican ^.^
kidwithacam: I want to see how many of us are on this.
Is it just me?
I always stop scrolling down my dash everytime there’s a new notification. I can’t continue doing what I was doing until I see what post was liked or reblogged or who’s sending a message. Am I lame or do you do it too?
sosaysdeb: I started this blog as an alternative to twitter. A safe place where I could be open and candid and didn’t have to worry about my friends, colleagues and family seeing certain sides of me. But as time passed by and more and more people started following me I eventually started to be less willing to open up. Sometimes it’s easier opening up to strangers. So true.
Random Jamaican Patois for the day - Phrased...
Hurry kum up (pronounced huh-ri koo-m up) Meaning: A person who’s inexperienced but pretending to be well versed on something. Example: Ah wah do dah likkle hurry kum up gyal deh doah?! Ah who shi a tell bout pickney?! Translation: What wrong with this inexperienced girl?! Who is she telling about children?!
ocelotrevs asked: Lol it's all good. I remember lick from a news report I was watching once, and my friend from Nigeria just looked confused when the eyewitness was saying that he was getting licked.
Random Jamaian Patois for the day - Request...
Lick (pronounced li-k) Meaning 1: hit, punch, slap, bounce, or given some sort of blow. Example: Di bwoy get a lick inna ‘im face. Translation: The boy was hit in his face. Meaning 2: to pass tongue over Example: If yuh ramp wid puppy ‘im lick yuh face. Literal translation: If you play with a puppy he’ll pass his tongue over your face. Translation: If you are...
Random Jamaican Patois for the day.
Smaddy (pronounced s-mad-di) Meaning: Somebody Example: Ah smaddy tell mi weh e deh. Translation: Somebody told me where it is.